Welcome to my wonderful new website! Well, it’s kind of a blog disguised as a website… but wait, isn’t a blog a website anyway? Shut the hell up will you? Now on with my pretty first post to make you think this is going to be something great and all, because yes I know, everything I do is great… hell, even my farts smell like tangerines.
Stick around in order to see what’s really going to come out of this xD